Free media training

As someone who deals with the media, I feel it is my duty to pass on my experience.

Lesson 1, If you are a policeman and you are investigating a case involving underwear - do not, that is do not, agree to pose with said underwear. This is especially true if you already happen to look like a plonker.

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