Meddling with Maltesers

What has happened to Maltesers ? - a kind soul brought a box into the office but on taking one* to go with my cup of tea, I was shocked to discover they are no longer round. They now appear to be a sort of irregular and inconsistent oval shape.

Is this a quality control issue or have I completely imagined the fact that Maltesers used to be round enough for you to play football with on your desk ??

*The word one may actually refer to anything up to a small handful

in fitness and in health

As I walked out of the office yesterday, a jogger went past with a cigarette in his mouth ? Surely he would have been better overall to stay at home watching TV ?

Perhaps it was an early attempt to work out ways round the public smoking ban - If they keep moving, they can't be caught ?